Today,
I say goodbye to my visions/Of marrying/George Clooney
Okay, so maybe/I wasn’t picking out a white gown/But rather/White sheets/And/Tiny/Under-wires
But still/Drooling over/Your buttoned up/Look/Even though/I’ll take/Buttoned down,/Unbuttoned/… Fuck the buttons
Ah, Clooney/Compared to a classic/Chanel suit/That’ll never go out of style
I remember you in ER/Dr. Ross/And that’s a given/Because everyone wants/A doctor… Ross
But I fell in love/During/One Fine Day/Wanted to take flight/With you/Up in the Air/Hunting chickens/With you,/The Fantastic/Mr. Fox
I envisioned us lasting forever/Well, forever in a sense/That I’ve got Google/And a pair of binoculars/And comfort comes/When I know it’s/Nighttime/In Hollywood/And you know,/Baton Rouge is like/Hollywood/Of the south
I don’t quite know/If I believe in marriage, Clooney/But I do believe in/Forever/And that’s why I believed in/You/Because George Clooney/Does not/Get/Married
Okay, so you’ve done it/Once/But we’re not counting it/George Clooney/Get’s Golden Globes/Dates chicks/Who’ve got/Golden Globes
Clooney/Dates/Divas/Household names
Clooney gets/Quoted in magazines/Saying/“I will never marry again”
Clooney/Is a wax statue/A photo-op/A running joke/A common wish
Clooney looks/Good in a suit/Looks good by the pool/On a private jet/Looks good with gray hair
Clooney/Wears a bowtie/When he goes/Back on his word.
Ah, Clooney/You’re a motorcycle ride/To the sunset/A sip of champagne/I can’t quite afford
A vow/That I just can’t get/Right
The Bitter Lemon 