Keeping distance.

A week from today, couples will celebrate the oh-so-fun holiday, Valentine’s Day.

Jesus.

For the 26th year in a row, I’m single on Hearts Day, and once again, I’m searching for ways to survive this couples’ holiday. Luckily, The Frisky came to my rescue with the article, “15 Ways to Avoid Valentine’s Day This Year.”

While the ideas are nothing extremely creative, I’ll definitely be practicing #13: go to the gym.

What’s even better than the article are the comments; one of my favorites is one who says her favorite thing to do on Valentine’s Day with or without a love interest was order Chinese.

Overload on orange chicken and fried rice? Not a bad idea!