Celeb Crush: Ryan Sheckler.

Skater boy Ryan Sheckler, still lookin' fine.

Skater boy Ryan Sheckler, still lookin’ fine.

I’m glad I live in a world where I am allowed to have my own blog, and on that blog, I can confess my love for men that are barely of-age to be called that.

Because my latest celeb crush is Ryan Sheckler.

I use the term “latest” loosely, as I’ve had a crush on Mr. Sheckler since his show, “Life of Ryan” premiered in 2007. I’d be lying a little if I didn’t say he was on my back burner, until I got a freelance gig writing for a skating apparel website.

Impressively, he started skateboarding at just 18 months old (and HOW), and has since (he’s 24 now) dominated in the skating world, being named one of the fifteen most influential skateboarders of all time by Fox Weekly.

He was a co-founder of Almost (a skateboarding company), and helped launch Plan B, a skateboard deck and apparel company. He has several top-notch sponsors, including Red Bull, Etnies, Oakley, Nixon, and Grizzly, just to name a few.

He’s also a fixture in several skateboarding video games.

As far as competitions go, Sheckler has been competing since 2002, winning several first place trophies at the Gravity Games, Slam City Jam, Vans Triple Crown, World Cup of Skating, AST Dew Tour, Globe World Cup, and X-Games, among others.

And on top of all of those successes, he’s still fine as hell, and it’s guys like him that are helping me to realize that maybe there is a little something sexy about a guy with tattoos. I can’t label Sheckler as a “Bad Boy,” because he still seems just way too innocent for that.

To prove my point, let’s just revisit “Life of Ryan,” even though he does have a new show, “Sheckler Sessions.” …And yes, I had to keep the shirtless theme going.

Click the pic to see an episode of MTV's "Life of Ryan"

Click the pic to see an episode of MTV’s “Life of Ryan”

Reasons Why People Hate Holly.

Cyber bullying—pre-Burn Book.

Cyber bullying—pre-Burn Book.

As I’ve mentioned all year, 2014 has proven itself to be the year of my past. Over the weekend, a friend from high school messaged me, and wanted to tell me about his latest “epic” breakup. But when I tried to call him, I got no reply—a pattern I’ve noticed with this old “friend.”

And then, I was reminded of something this “friend” did to me in high school. He wrote a list of reasons why he, and his friends—all of whom I thought were my friends—hated me. And my friend Sheena somehow  still had the email where he kept this list.

He tried to play it off like it wasn’t him that made it, but as you’ll see, it’s pretty obvious that he did. And, I’ll warn you, the list is very mean—a 2002 version of a Burn Book. It was written just before my senior year in high school.

> From: porkchicken@hotmail.com
> To: sheenahall@hotmail.com
> Date: Thu, 23 May 2002 22:32:39 -0500

> >From: “jack The ripper” <wehateyou642@hotmail.com>
> >To: porkchicken@hotmail.com jorgensen_adam@hotmail.com sparkle_3star@hotmail.comsheenahall@hotmail.com and others…
> >Subject: you have been selected
> >Date: Fri, 24 May 2002 01:13:54 +0000
> >
> >this username is maintained by an army of assholes who got a brilliant idea one day ever wonder what you’re friends find annoying about you well we did and now we know the way this works is someone sends us an e-mail with someones name and information and we target them and their friends we have their friends contribute to a massive chain letter each person can add anything to it nothing will be edited and then we will send that letter to that person don’t be pissed that u got choosen its probably just some friends playing a gag on you for security purposes and because this is not exactly legal there has been a virus that has been imbedded in this document that will self destroy this letter and take up residence in your computer wreaking havoc if you yourself do not delete this e-mail within 20 minutes of opening it if the print command is detected once again you will be infected so don’t try and reproduce this document this isn’t exactly matrix but it still works pretty damn well
> >
> >

Reasons why people hate Holly

  1. She can’t drive and on top of that she drives a Daewoo if only she knew…
  2. She overpaid for a car that is ranked lowest in everything by consumer reports no one likes a Daewoo and she honestly does
  3. She just sorta showed up one day after Michelle stole a table from tropical snow
  4. They didn’t give her a ride to lunch last year where the fuck did she come from this year
  5. She wears pants that has money printed on it terrible style
  6. Pepsteppers are gay and we’re sick of hiding the fact that dancing is not a sport and the thought of a whole squad of girls doing syrchonized hip hop dance is unbearble unless they are naked, topless will do but even that is painful to watch
  7. She shows up uninvited while others are drinking their beer and playing classic video games and does not udder one audible intelligent thing
  8. Your writing sucks and its like your pride and joy
  9. Holly starts a lot of shit she has never kept one secret
  10. She backstabs more than the Linda Tripp could do with a tape recorder during the Lewinsky thing and we’re suppose to trust you hell no!
  11. You are blind and more than likely will be blind legally real soon then hopefully the goverment can refer to reason number one to why not to like you and take away your rights to drive for that sake of the rest of us
  12. You call and us guys hate to fucking hear that you called for no reason you have nothing good to say. Eveyone but you seem to know guys do not talk more than 5 seconds on a phone at anygiven time. You even make sounds on the phone such as breathing and sighing to indicate you are bored and expect them to carry a conversation and gossip like a girl you do enough of that to make up for a 100 girls.
  13. Did we mention you could not be trusted Sheena knows eveything how could that be possible stick your own ass in your own business.
  14. You have told us shit about everyone we know
  15. You try and hangout with the guys this presents a problem since you have a vagina and you are not a beer or attactive to them therefore unable to grab their attention
  16. You have no friends or at least none that can fit into the category of being 1. A girl 2. Being hot and even if you did you are to preoccupied thinking you could ever be with Will and Adam to do them some good and bring hot girls over.
  17. You hangout with *** ****** fatasses that are like 4 grades to immature.
  18. You walk with your ass sticking so far out because you know your ass is the only thing that a guy will look at only you stick it out to far.
  19. Somehow it could be 90 degreees and you will still have THO how is this possible or are you really this arroused all the time surely you have noticed your little problem its constant.
  20. You never dated until you’re junior year.
  21. You make list like this one and then not get one back but its been in the works for a long time
  22. You actually thought that at one time Will Emiling was attracted to you when really he was just letting you down easy and is terrified of you and even now just offers you hope on one condition of you making the first move knowing he is safe since you’re to chicken shit to do it so I think he hasn’t admitted it yet.
  23. We see you and for some odd reason we want to go throw a football or go watch “Hey Arnold” on nickelodean
  24. You take advantage of guys by leading them on with no intentions like agreeing to go on dates and then leaving them
  25. You actaully took the time to talk to this Brent Gordon
  26. You read to this point
  27. Your house has such a bad smell to it that it induces vomiting.
  28. Your cat is ugly
  29. You work in a gym and yet you still are out of shape
  30. You have almost zero or very little work ethic you are a lazy piece of shit lucky to still have a job
  31. You keep a cat that you call your pussy whoa amusing.
  32.  You are boring and plain as fuck
  33. You enjoy shopping but we can’t say that you own one material thing that stands out as being cool therefore making you a suck ass shopper
  34. Holly Ann can be the biggest wise ass at times
  35. You include your middle name in everything its everywhere it might as well be part of you first name.
  36. She follows that Will guy around as if she is attached to him with a umbellical cord
  37. Holly lets people think that her and Will are going out this I’m sure annoys the fuck out of him ruining all his chances with other girls well if there were other girls.
  38. She can’t place a simple Dave sticker on the back of her car without it looking like shit and then leaves it as it is.
  39. Her familys networth seems to be considerably lower than those she chooses to try and follow.
  40. She thinks she is black saying things like aight and my nigga even though that stopped being funny like 4 months ago when everyone else stopped doing it.
  41. You are seemingly bland boring unattractive and unitelligent and you for some reason have a Miami U sticker in your car even though you haven’t even been accepted there yet since you’re only a junior and you park in the lot only after you discovered that Will parks there pitiful.
  42. You worked at Outback only because it was the thing to do then. 
  43. She never turns down a date she even went out with 4 guys in one weekend because she said she didn’t know how to turn them down.
  44. She managed to carry her annoying habits over to msn
  45. Holly could superglue that ugly little cell phone to her head and coundn’t be happier
  46. She says she can’t stand missing school but she missed a day during finals to go to Indy qualifications something she doesn’t even like.
  47. She doesn’t drink.
  48. Holly is in a lower English class even though she writes for the triangle
  49. She writes for the triangle and even goes to “J-Camp”
  50. You expect your friends to watch you walk into prom when they decided already not to go the flowers and cards had to have scared them bad.
  51. She forces people into uncomfortable situations sometimes people can’t even tell if she realizes what she is doing.
  52. Holly thinks she is hot shit because she got a french book from a used book store and figured out how to cheat even though everyone has been doing this sorta thing all along.
  53. She honestly thinks that a lot of people if not everyone genuinly likes her she thinks that she can get along with everyone.
  54. She has almost triple as many reasons to hate her then anyone else.
  55. Holly will say she feels sorry for Mark and hopes he doesn’t die but yet she will still talk shit about him

Pic of the Week.

...and it was all yellow.

…and it was all yellow.

On Good Friday, I took advantage of the fact that I had the day off from work, and my CASA boys were off of school, picked them up after lunch, and hosted an Easter egg hunt for them.

I spent the week leading up to the egg hunt looking for and purchasing baskets (they were sports-themed), Easter grass, stickers, trinkets, plastic eggs (that looked like bumble bees, carrots, lady bugs, etc.), and bags and bags of festive candy. And then, my girlfriend and I sat and filled 54 plastic eggs.

I hid them all Friday before I picked up the boys, giving them their baskets as soon as they got into the Jeep. They had never “hunted” for Easter eggs—making me so glad that I decided to do it.

Easter morning was always such a fun time for me, as a kid. My parents, and sometimes even my grandparents, went to great lengths so I would believe in the Easter bunny, who was very good at hiding eggs. We dyed eggs, too. And there was always a beautiful basket for me, that usually had two bunnies—one stuffed and one chocolate.

I don’t want to ramble on about CASA, but I’ll at least tell you a little about it. CASA—Court Appointed Special Advocate—came into my life a few years ago, when I read A Silence of Mockingbirds by Karen Spears Zacharias. It is the true story of a young girl who was beaten to death by her mother’s boyfriend—harsh, yes, but true.

I read the book because it was Baton Rouge’s pick for their One Book One Community that summer. The book was so good, I read it in just one day, and couldn’t wait for the book event where the author would speak. At the event, there was someone from CASA there, who gave a presentation and explained a little about CASA volunteers. She said a child paired with a CASA volunteer was 60% more likely to be adopted than one without.

It didn’t take long for me to visit the Baton Rouge CASA house and get more information. I signed up to go through the training—which was 40 hours long. I completed my training and was appointed by a judge at the end of January 2013.

I was assigned my first case, which is my current case, at the end of June last year. My job as a CASA volunteer? I am the voice for my three boys (brothers), who are in the state’s custody because their original home was unsafe. I pick the boys up from their foster home at least once a month, and take them out, we not only have fun and bond, but I also get their side of the story. I keep things moving on their case, and then write a report for the judge and other case parties each time we go to court.

I don’t want to ramble on about how great of an experience this has been for me, but it really has. If you have any questions or are the LEAST bit interested in becoming a CASA volunteer in your area, feel free to email me (Wittywriter7@gmail.com) or Tweet me @OrangeJulius7 and I’d be happy to talk to you about it.

Last Easter, I spent most of my day with my then-boyfriend, D, and his family. We went to church, hid Easter eggs for the kids in the family, and had lunch together. I was so happy to be meeting his family, and I was falling in love. But what I didn’t know, was that night, D had a date with someone else (read more here).

And it was the start of him being unfaithful to me for months. Although I got a book published out of it, it was the worst relationship I’ve ever had.

I cannot explain just how much relief and gratitude I felt this Easter, doing fun things with my CASA kids, instead of being stuck next to someone who was treating me poorly.

Airports See it all the Time…

Love is taking flight.

Love is taking flight.

‘Twas the night before my 26th birthday, making it July 1, 2011, in case you’re wondering. I was at the Houston airport on a layover during my trip to Chicago.

Things were not so great.

I was in a weird place with my then-boyfriend. I don’t even think he was my official boyfriend at the time, though I wanted him to be, badly. I booked this trip as a treat to myself, a chance to get away and visit one of my best friends, Sheena.

The weird thing was, my faux-boyfriend was also going to Chicago. I’m not really sure why, but he was going with his sister and her husband, and because I was really just a fuck buddy dressed up in a girlfriend costume, I wasn’t invited to come along.

Oddly enough, though, I’d seen his sister and her husband at the Baton Rouge airport, and recall crossing my heart in hopes they wouldn’t be on my same flight.

I was waiting at my gate, when they said something was up with our plane’s engine, and it could be an 8-hour wait, putting me into Chicago well into my actual birthday. So, I made the mistake that all party girls do, and I found the nearest bar, ordering a 32-ounce cold one.

I had time to kill.

As I sipped, I called my mom and told her the news, and informed Sheena that I would be arriving a TAD bit late. When I hung up the phone, a very (very) handsome young gentleman had sat himself in the barstool beside mine and ordered a cocktail.

“We’re on the same flight,” he said, looking at me.

“We are?” I asked.

He nodded at my phone.

“I heard you talking about the delay,” he said.

“Oh yes, it really sucks!” I whined.

We continued on, complaining about how we were never going to make it to Chicago. We both kept drinking and talking, exchanging information about our jobs and so forth. After about two hours had passed, we decided to leave the bar and go back to our gate to check on the plane.

You can guess how this story ends. The plane was gone.

I called Sheena back to have to check online, and yes, the plane had already left, without us.

“Why aren’t you freaking out?” he asked me (we still hadn’t even exchanged names yet).

“Probably because I’ve had damn-near 60-ounces of beer!” I said.

We walked over to the Delta counter and of course, there were no flights to Chicago that night. We were booked on a flight in the morning. Well, actually he was a gentleman and let me go first, so I got the last seat on the 5am flight, whereas he couldn’t leave until 7 am.

I was planning on finding a bar, and getting back to business before just sleeping on a bench somewhere, before he proposed a bit of an adventure to me.

“I know this is crazy,” he said. “But maybe we should just get a cab out of here and have a drink, and get back before our flights.”

“But, I don’t even know you,” I said.

“I know,” he said. “But, my name’s Matt.”


Oh my dreaded Curse of the Matts, I’ve dated and failed with SO many Matts. My faux-boyfriend was named Matt, and so was everyone else in this world, it seemed like.

I laughed, and told him the only way I would go was if I could send his picture to Sheena, along with his address and license plate number, in case this turned out to be a Natalee Holloway situation.

So I snapped his picture, and sent his driver’s license information to Sheena before getting in the cab. Sitting there, with only our carry-ons with us, he kept looking at me saying how crazy it was. He lived in Houston, so we took the cab to his apartment, where I waited outside for him to grab a set of keys.

We hopped in his Jeep, and he took me to a bar.

I walked in and ordered a drink, when a stranger next to me started flirting and asked me how long I’d been with my boyfriend, here, nodding at Matt. I laughed, and said I just met the guy two hours ago.

“Y’all are going to get married,” he said.

We stayed, played darts, had drinks, and at midnight, we took shots for my birthday. Somehow, I had lived to see 26.

When it was time to leave, I was planning on getting a taxi to take me right back to the airport. But instead, Matt insisted I stay at his apartment, and that he would take me to the airport in the morning. After many back-and-forths, I agreed. I’d already made plenty of bad decisions that night.

At his house, he found a spare charger for my Blackberry, and loaned me a pair of sweats, along with a blanket for the couch.

After just a few hours passed, I woke him up in time to get me back to the airport, where I called Sheena to tell her everything was okay, and that I hadn’t failed to do something a little wild on my birthday.

Sheena & I on my 26th birthday.

Sheena & I on my 26th birthday.

Matt and I kept in-touch during our weekend in Chicago, though we didn’t run into each other. Instead, I was focused on having fun with my friend. I even heard from my faux boyfriend a few times as we tried to meet up.

A few weeks later, Airport Matt invited me back to Houston, so I drove to see him one afternoon after work. I stayed with him for a few days, and although we had a great time eating sushi, getting delicious bloody marys, and laying out at his pool, it just wasn’t meant to be.

We agreed, though, that it was a story for the ages.

And, in case you’re wondering about that faux boyfriend? He was actually in Chicago with his REAL girlfriend, who he proposed to and they are now married.

So I don’t feel so bad about kissing Airport Matt on my birthday, in a bar full of strangers, who at least wished me well.

People have the right to fly, And will when it gets compromised, Their hearts say ‘Move along,’ Their minds say ‘Gotcha heart,’ Let’s move it along…”—John Mayer, Wheel 

Chick Flicks That are Worth a Damn.

Call them RomComs, Chick Flicks, whatever, but the truth is, I’ve never been able to really label how I feel about this film genre. Sometimes, these movies cheer me up when I’m down, and other times, they make me cynical (more than I already am) and I feel like I’m never going to find a guy, and the next thing you know I’m in the freezer aisle at Albertson’s choosing between Cherry Garcia and Chunky Monkey.

So, I’m on a mission to find some chick flicks that are worth your time. You’ve probably seen them, and if you haven’t, run to the nearest RedBox. There’s a ton out there, so this might end up being a multi-part post, but I started with the ones I had right in my apartment. And yes, I watched them just for the sake of this post.

Sooooo cute!

Sooooo cute!

Drive Me Crazy (1999)

Plot: Nicole, head of her high school’s Centennial celebration committee, has everything lined up to get asked to the dance by popular basketball player, Brad. But when her plan falls through, she turns the guy next door into any girl’s dream…only for his ex to want him back. Can Nicole get her plan to work before the big dance? 

Starring the beloved Melissa Joan Hart, and the sexy Adrian Grenier, this film stands the text of time. Unless I’m just a huge dork, still living in high school.

I was in 9th grade when this movie came out, and I loved the way it openly addressed (and even mocked) high school cliques, and the worst, facing the fact that you might not have a date for the dance. And, even though Nicole’s (played by Hart) little friend turns out to be a huge bitch, I love that she talks in headlines: “Girl gets two-faced boy in backseat, violence anticipated.”

Hitch (2005)

Plot: Successful matchmaker, Hitch meets gossip columnist Sara, and while he struggles to impress her, his business is booming. Meanwhile, a client he declined screws over Sara’s best friend, putting Sara on the search for this “Date Doctor,” only to find it’s the man of her dreams, or so she thought. Can Hitch explain himself to win Sarah over? 

I know all the Ryan Gosling fans are groaning, since Eva Mendes is the lead female in this flick. While I’m not a huge fan of her’s, or Will Smith’s (who plays Hitch), for that matter, I just love this movie. It almost mocks RomComs in a way, pointing out that it doesn’t matter what rules you use for the game of dating, it really just comes down to finding the right person.

And, I can’t help it, but that scene where Hitch has a walkie-talkie delivered to Sara’s office to ask her on their first date? I. SO. WANT. THAT. TO. HAPPEN. TO. ME. Or, maybe if a guy would call me, that would be equally as impressive.

When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Plot: As college students, Harry and Sally meet through a mutual friend/girlfriend, and drive across the country together. Repulsed by Harry, Sally goes on her way, never talking to him again…until they bump into each other six years later at the airport. While years continue to pass, she finds him less repulsive, and they start to wonder, can men and women be friends, or will sex always get in the way?

Who doesn’t love Meg Ryan in a chick flick? I love that this movie (attempts to) tackles that annoying question about men and women being friends. I also love the soundtrack to this movie, and I think in general, it holds a special place in my heart because I fell in love with my best friend in college, too. Even though now, I hate his cheating guts.

Nevertheless, anytime I watch this movie, and Sally orders her complicated apple pie a la mode, it makes me want a slice. Really bad.

John Tucker Must Die (2006)

Plot: John Tucker is the hottest, most popular guy in high school…which is probably why he has, like, a dozen girlfriends. But when new girl Kate comes to town, she’s seen this story one too many times, and gathers three of his exes for ultimate revenge. 

Is this the most well-written, smart chick flick out there? No. But who doesn’t love a movie dedicated to getting back at the guy who broke your heart? Besides, some of the pranks they pull are pretty funny (i.e. the red thong?). And, I hate to admit it, but Tucker (played by Jesse Metcalfe) is fine as hell.

Legally Blonde (2001)

Love the shoes...

Love the shoes…

Plot: Elle Woods, pretty sorority girl in pink, thinks she’s about to get engaged to her college sweetheart. But instead, she gets dumped for being “too blonde.” So, she gets into Harvard to win him back, but when she does, she finds something else is worth her time. 

If this isn’t a great movie to pull any chick out of her doldrums, then I don’t know what is. Even if it’s not a breakup I’m upset over, this movie gets me going! While the pink sorority facade is laughable, I love her creative ways to get ahead, and her witty comebacks.

Plus, there’s the nail tech that you cannot help but love. And the fashion, the fashion is to die for. Plus, ever since I’ve seen this movie, I’ve always wondered about that scented resume. Anyone ever tried that?

PS. While I was looking for fun “Legally Blonde” stuff, I came across this makeup kit by Bella Pierre, which is supposedly the same stuff they used in Legally Blonde, the Broadway musical!

Now And Then (1995)

Plot: Four 12-year-old girls, best friends, are growing up together during an Indiana summer in the 70s. But it’s not just any summer—for all of them, this seems to be the summer that everything happens. 

I don’t know how I first saw this movie, but I recall watching it dozens of times with my BFF, Angela, and let me tell you this: it does not get old. Staring Christina Ricci, Rosi O’Donnell, Thora Birch, Melanie Griffith, Demi Moore, Rita Wilson, and Devon Sawa, I mean COME ON.

This movie covers it all—divorce, death, the birds and the bees, haunting stories, and anything that comes with growing up in a small town. It’s a must see.

Divide...and conquer.

Divide…and conquer.

The Breakup (2006)

Plot: Once Gary and Brooke breakup, they are faced with one big decision: who gets their condo? Their extreme efforts to push each other out becomes comical. 

I’m sorry, but I love Vince Vaughn. Add in Jennifer Anniston and I’m sold. This movie makes a tough situation pretty funny, and has a pretty good depiction about the way relationships are sometimes (the fight about the lemons is spot-on). And I can’t help it, but I simply LOVE drooling over that condo.

“There’s a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you’re in a fight. But I wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower.”—Gary, The Breakup 

The Fault In Our Stars.


My most recent read.

Monday night, I finished reading John Green’s, “The Fault In Our Stars.”

This is a book that’s been on my reading list for months, and I had a gift card burning a hole in my pocket, so I jumped at the chance to buy it—splurging on the Collector’s Edition.

I stumbled across Green’s collection of books when I started reading things by Jonathan Tropper. I bought Green’s, “An Abundance of Katherines” and absolutely loved it! I knew I had to read “The Fault In Our Stars,” or TFIOS, as it’s now called, being a cult favorite.

Now, with the movie-version of TFIOS (coming to theatres June 6) on its way, I knew I needed to pick up the pace with my reading schedule.

But once I started reading this book, it took me about three days to get through it.

TFIOS is the story of Hazel Grace and Augustus Waters. They meet in a support group for those dealing with cancer. Hazel has, “Thyroid originally but with an impressive and long-settled satellite colony in my lungs,” cancer, while Augustus has a “Touch of osteosarcoma.”

Augustus and Hazel fall in love.

It is a unique love between two teenagers who have been through more in their years than most of us will probably ever see. But the uniqueness goes way beyond the disease. It’s in the books they read, the poems they recite to each other, the food they eat, the places they travel.

I won’t give anything away, because I think this is a book everyone should read. But, a pretty decent part of the book takes place overseas. Since Augustus and Hazel both have life-threatening illnesses, they were granted “Wishes” and they get to visit a place that is dear to…well, Hazel, but since Augustus loves Hazel, it becomes important to him, too.

This book has so many quirky things, not to mention the BULK of amazing quotes, it’s easy to understand why it’s become so popular.

So, if you have a chance to read this one, I highly recommend it—and, of course, I’ll be at the midnight premier. I may or may not be wearing a TFIOS sweatshirt.

You are so busy being you that you have no idea how unprecedented you are.

—Augustus Waters, The Fault In Our Stars

Pic of the Week.

Homemade happy hour, featuring the Cecil Place Sour

Homemade happy hour, featuring the Cecil Place Sour

I have a guilty pleasure of admiring the glamorous lives of others from afar, via Instagram. No, I don’t even HAVE an Instagram account, but I’ve managed to find plenty of profiles, and be jealous of their beautiful lives.

God, I’m creepy.

Anyway, one of the bloggers I follow (and stalk on Instagram) posts all kinds of delicious recipes that I’m mentally marking for future use. One of them was a handcrafted cocktail she created, and named it after her street, Cecil Place.

It looked delicious.

So, when my friend and co-worker, Ashley, wanted to do a happy hour, I snatched the chance to host it and make a pitcher of Cecil Place Sours. Because when else am I going to whip up a fancy drink of bourbon and citrus?

To make the Cecil Place Sour, you will need:

  • 3/4 cup fresh grapefruit juice (about one juicy grapefruit)

  • 2/4 cup fresh lemon juice (about 2 juicy lemons)

  • Bourbon (I used Bulleit Bourbon)

  • Egg whites (a splash per drink)

  • 1 cup sugar

  • 1 cup water

  • 4 sprigs of  fresh thyme

First, get your simple syrup made. In a small sauce pan combine 1 cup sugar with 1 cup water and toss in your thyme. Let simmer on medium for about 3 minutes until sugar dissolves; turn off heat and let steep. Remove thyme and transfer syrup to an airtight container. Refrigerate whatever you don’t use.

Next, squeeze all of your citrus.

In a cocktail shaker add a few cubes of ice, but not too many or you will not end up with the beautiful texture these drinks are known for. Pour in 1 part Bourbon, 1 part citrus juice, 1/2 part thyme simple syrup (I don’t like mine sweet, if you prefer sweet do 1 part), and a splash of egg whites. Shake vigorously for about 2 min to achieve a frothy consistency and pour over ice. There is enough citrus juice in this recipe to make about 5 cocktails.

I made mine by the pitcher, and Ashley and I sat on my terrace with hummus, cheese, meats, and crackers. It was a glorious spring evening with great food, drink, and company!

PS. Don’t forget to check out Lauren’s blog!


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