The Turkey Stands Alone.

Turkey for one!

Turkey for one!

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I love the fall weather, a few days off from work, and of course, the food.

I love to cook (especially for a guy), I really like to eat, and the fact that pigging out is perfectly acceptable for this holiday is just the whipped topping on my pumpkin pie.

Almost every year, I’ve traveled to spend Turkey Day with my best friend and her family. My family is split, and frankly, I just don’t do all of the drama.

Last Thanksgiving, I’d just lost my job and had no business traveling. Thankfully, a friend in-town invited me to spend the day with her and her son.

Although it was just the three of us, we had a fantastic feast, capped off with lots of wine. It was a great, great day.

The truth is, I think of Thanksgiving is the official start of the holiday season, and while that’s exciting, it’s also the most difficult time of year to be single.

It’s chilly outside, there’s couples snuggled up all over Instagram, and it’s just… depressing.

I have always wished that my Thanksgiving Day would be filled with turkey, and a little love from a sig-other.

I came close one year. I was head-over-heels for this guy and I invited him to come home to Indiana with me. He would fit right in — hunting gear and all. I even offered to cover his flight.

But the sad truth was, I was more of a booty call to him than anything significant. I don’t even think he’d told his family about me, while I was gushing to everyone how great he was, like a fool.

After we parted ways the following year, I read an article that outlined all the benefits of being single on Thanksgiving. No Stress! No worrying about overstuffing yourself! No introducing-the-guy-to-the-family drama!

True, but no matter how much I kid myself, that sting of being single cuts a little deeper this time of year.

So, what is one to do to combat holiday blues? I’m stuffing my Thanksgiving weekend with everything that makes me happy.

My best friend is coming in town, and we’re spending Thanksgiving Eve at the bar. There’s almost nothing a tumbler of spiked cider can’t cure!

On Thanksgiving morning, we’re doing something I have always wanted to do: we are volunteering to serve approximately 8,000 people in need. We will be plopping cranberry sauce into containers for delivery.

After that? It’s kitchen time — cocktails and Turkey Day food, and of course, watching the Macy’s Day parade while recovering from a food coma.

I really cannot wait.

I know the holidays aren’t just for the coupled, and there really are advantages to flying solo this time of year.

At the very least, I’m happy that I’ve got the freedom to do whatever I want this year, and I don’t have to worry about a schedule or what to wear. I’ll be wearing sweatpants and I’ll be drunk before 3pm.

If you’ve found love, that’s definitely something to be thankful for this year. But if you’re single, I say go ahead and be thankful that you’re not with the wrong person. And while you’re at it, have another piece of pie — treat yourself!

Pic of the Week.

YES! Thanksgiving is the day after tomorrow! I went shopping for my feast last night and I’m SO excited about all the delicious food I’ll be chowing down on Thursday. Below is the menu… and don’t let me fool you, I pretty much bought everything already prepared.

  • Turkey breast & drumsticks
  • Cornbread stuffing
  • Green beans (with shallots & bacon)
  • Corn
  • Sweet potato casserole
  • Cranberry-orange sauce
  • Twice-baked potatoes
  • Pumpkin pie

And wine, wine, wine!

Now, in my family, growing up, we always had Thanksgiving at dinner time, so we would snack during the day, and THAT is probably what I love most about this holiday. So, I decided to build a fantastic cheese board to snack on. Here’s what I’ve got:

  • Pepperdews & goat cheese
  • Various Greek Olives
  • Summer sausage
  • Prociutto
  • Smoked, aged gouda
  • Various soft cheeses
  • Cranberry preserves
  • Grapes
  • Raspberries
  • Hot mustard
  • Water crackers
  • Nuts & dark chocolate


I would love to hear what’s on your Thanksgiving menu this year, what your favorite traditions are, or what your plans are this year.

Also, I got lots of great messages yesterday regarding my post on giving back during the holiday season. I wanted to share part of one of the messages with you to fill you in on an effort driven by social media:

Last year, over 30,000 corporations partnered with 92nd Street Y and #GivingTuesday to give back during the holiday season.  Held annually on the first Tuesday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday, #GivingTuesday is fueled by the power of social media and collaboration. This year, in its fourth consecutive giving season, 92Y has set out to work with partners to expand the impact of this global movement. .  

Major, national corporations and non-profit organizations have committed to participating in this year’s efforts, including Salvation Army, Honest Tea, Hispanics in Philanthropy, Squarespace, Smile Train, Cole Haan and more. Possible Health, for example, a global health organization that delivers healthcare in rural Nepal, has committed to rebuilding the healthcare system in Nepal since the devastating earthquakes this spring. On #GivingTuesday, they’ll be launching a special way to get involved not only once, but for the entire year, in order to support a long-term healthcare system that can be resilient against future natural disasters.

Since its inception in 2012, there has been an estimated 470% increase in online donations on the Tuesday after Thanksgiving and 40+ civic campaigns around the U.S.
However, financial donations aren’t the only way to give back to the community. Through this annual tradition, #GivingTuesday hopes to inspire and encourage acts of kindness – big or small – just as a local Baltimore resident demonstrated last year by donating her piano to a local school for their music program.  

Alright, y’all! So, let’s hear it… what are you going to be eating this Thanksgiving?


Giving back during the holidays.

I heart giving back.

I heart giving back.

We are just a few days away from Thanksgiving and I’m so, so excited! Thanksgiving means the official start of the holiday season, and of course lots of food and drink, but I’m also looking forward to donating my time Thanksgiving morning.

On Thursday morning, my best friend Sheena is joining me to help Operation Turkey, which is an organization that will be delivering turkey diners to approximately 8,000 homeless people on Thursday. You can see if Operation Turkey is in your city; if not, you can still make a donation that will help those in need!

Sheena and I will be helping to pack the hot meals that will be delivered — we are on cranberry sauce duty. I cannot tell you how much it means to me to have my friend by my side while we do even a small part to help those who need it most.

Our upcoming volunteer opportunity got me thinking about other, simple ways to give back during the holiday season. I know you probably have charities you already give to — which is awesome — but there’s so many opportunities to give out there, and some of them are easier than you think!

One thing that’s been on my mind is the military. I feel for the families who have loved ones still overseas, and I also think of soldiers who possibly don’t have family back home to show their support. The AARP website has created a great list of ways to help the troops and veterans all year long.

One really easy way to give? Shop! Many companies have the one-to-one model, where if you purchase an item, a second item is donated to someone who needs it. How easy, and AWESOME! A company I stumbled across last week is donating beanies to the homeless. All you have to do is buy a beanie, then you get a new hat and so does a homeless person — visit the website to check out their selection of beanies.

Also, shop using Etsy. Many Etsy store owners give a percentage of their sales to charities, so look for certain shops that donate to charities you love. You’ll be able to check Christmas gifts off your lists while giving back at the same time.

Keep your eyes out for “UberSleigh” this holiday season. In Christmas’ past, Uber has held events asking participants to bring todays to donate. Uber and its drivers then donate the toys to children all over various cities. Very cool!

At the very least, perhaps donate to your local food bank, or adopt-a-family. A little bit can go a long way, and it feels so good to help someone, even if it’s something small. I’d love to know how you’re helping this holiday season — leave a comment and spread the word!


Fresh Friday: Not A Perfume.

Pretty bottle!

Pretty bottle!

Y’all… it’s FRIDAY!! The exciting thing about THIS Friday is that for most of us, next week is a short week, then we get a looooong weekend. I cannot really explain how happy this makes me.

I’ve felt so stressed this week; stressed over things that are out of my control (isn’t that the worst), and I finally just gave up, pushed the thoughts to the back of my mind as best I could… and bought a pumpkin pie and ate half of it for dinner. No, seriously. Because why not?

I’m looking forward to Thanksgiving SO much, but I’ve got lots to accomplish before Turkey Day arrives — I know many of you are in the same boat.

Today, I’ve got another new perfume for you, but it’s called “Not A Perfume” and it’s made by Juliet Has A Gun. Unique name, huh? It came in my November Birchbox, and at first, I was a little confused by the name.

But, I’ve been wearing it these last few days. According it its description, it’s made out of a single element called Cetalox, which is usually a scent that’s featured in the background of perfumes. It’s completely allergen free and has no other ingredients.

So, what’s Cetalox? To be honest, I couldn’t find a lot of information on WHAT cetalox is, but it’s said to have an amber scent, kind of woody. Which… I love!

I’ll be traveling to see my CASA boys this weekend (and sneaking in a hair appointment from my favorite stylist), so I’ll find some fun things to post on SnapChat (@OrangeJulius7).

Next week, I’ll be posting a few things about Thanksgiving and the holiday season, but I’m taking Thursday and Friday off from blogging. I’ll be entertaining my guest, and I doubt many of you will be on the computer.

Meanwhile, I am still working hard on creating my blog class! It’s taking a little longer than I expected, but only because I’m packing so many learning materials in one class. So far, there are 10 lectures, presentations, video lectures, and quizzes. I promise I’ll keep you posted (and keep your eyes peeled for an exclusive coupon)!

Alright y’all, I’m off to work — have a great weekend!

Red flags got me like…

Wait, let me take a selfie.

Wait, let me take a selfie.

A few weeks ago, my favorite radio show, “Johnjay and Rich,” got to talking about red flags in dating. Now, red flags are nothing new, but a lot of the red flags they were talking about were silly — like, don’t date a guy if he wears cargo pants.

If wearing cargo pants is the worst thing my non-existent boyfriend does, then I’ve got it made. But, it got me thinking about red flags. Everyone has a different idea of what’s okay and not okay when it comes to dating, but what are the standards? What’s got some dataaaaa behind it (I’m an analyst for a living)?

Turns out Elite Daily is serving up the stats on men who take selfies. Yup, they’re psychopaths. No, I’m serious.

Of course, the article is a little dramatic, acting like the “guy” takes selfies at every corner. I’m sure there are SOME guys like that, but I’ve had hot guys send me selfies and I don’t think it was psycho… I thought it was cute. Maybe I’M the psycho?

But, when you think about it, taking selfies IS kind of a girl thing, right? And, speaking of selfies, what ever happened to this musical gem?

Now, we can’t put all the blame on the men, so I found an article on women. Huffington Post published an article on types of single women to avoid… oh here we go. Check out #1 —

1. Debbie P. Drunkerson. The P stands for party. Feels most comfortable in bars and loves staying out late with friends. Note: People who don’t party are “boring.”

Hrmm…. I stay sober… from time to time.

The list continues with your standard stereotypes, and in all honesty, I don’t think ANY of them describe me. Wheww…

So, what are some of your red flags? I know mine have changed over the years. Off the top of my head, here are a few of my red flags.

  • Can’t hold a steady job
  • Doesn’t have goals
  • Lacks work ethic
  • Is dishonest/hypocritical
  • Doesn’t have any childhood or longterm friends
  • Says one thing, does another
  • Is accusatory

So let’s hear it — I want to know your red flags and, if you’re willing, how you came up with them!

Crushing on SnapChat.

I would never send ANY of these.

I would never send ANY of these.

Every time a new piece of technology, or a new social app, is introduced into our world, I try to find a way to wiggle it into my routine.

Unless it’s not worth it, of course.

I downloaded SnapChat (@OrangeJulius7) around six months ago, at the suggestion of a younger friend.

“All the cool kids are doing it,” was his pitch, and I went with it.

At first, I didn’t know what to snap, but the more friends I’ve added to the app, the more fun I have snapping pictures of my cat, my food, or myself dancing in the car.

Honestly, I thought SnapChat was just for dick pics, but I’m six months in and I’ve yet to see such a pic.

I will say, though, I’ve got one follower that sends me ab pics daily. I have no idea who he is, but he looks fantastic, and I cannot help but look at his six pack.

A few months back, I met a super cute guy and we started following each other on SnapChat.

He kept looking at my snaps, but wouldn’t message me directly.

So, one Saturday night, I did the classiest thing I could think of: I got drunk (read: completely wasted), and sent him a direct snap.

To my surprise and delight, he snapped back… and he looked so cute.

The snaps continued, but the next morning, I had no clue what exactly I’d snapped — that’s the catch 22 of SnapChat. The snaps you send erase after the person opens them.

I snapped him that morning, and felt out the vibe. It was fine.

But what have we here? Is it a snap-only flirt?

I consulted one of my gay friends, because who else am I supposed to get dating advice from?

He said a SnapChat flirt is really only legitimate if we’re using the chat feature, because then, it’s like the guy really made the effort to talk to me.

Ugh! Leave it to another app to muddy the already murky dating waters and leave a girl in question.

For fear of looking like a nut job, I stopped sending him snaps and am just trying to keep it cool in the meantime.

But he’s just so darn cute!

Nonetheless, it all got me thinking — surely people are hooking up from SnapChat.

According to an article on, SnapChat is the one social network where the gloves are officially off and people can be unfiltered (even though there are filters).

I will admit, I’ve posted things on SnapChat that I would never post on Facebook or Instagram.

Because of this fact, SnapChat is not only popular among teens and young adults, but it’s also popular among young professionals.

However, apparently SnapChat is the new Fight Club, because it’s that thing we’re never supposed to talk about.

Which brings me full-circle to my SnapChat crush. If the article has any truth to it, it’s pretty impossible to bring my Snap crush into a real-life, full-blown crush.

In a way, it’s kind of sad, but on the other hand, what’s so wrong with that?

It’s innocent, fun, flirty, and at the very least, I don’t have to worry about birth control or hell, shaving my legs.

Sounds like a win in my book!

But before we all go out and take our tops off on SnapChat, don’t forget that damn screenshot feature.

Keep a slight filter, even in the glamorous world of the disappearing photo.

Until next time, I’ll see you on SnapChat, but don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.

Pic of the Week.

Jalapeno simple syrup... yummers.

Jalapeno simple syrup… yummers.

I seriously spent this ENTIRE weekend adulting.

On Thursday, I woke up to the reality that Thanksgiving was just TWO weeks away — and between now and then, I’ve got a TON of shit to do, from work tasks, things around the apartment, and just general LIFE shit.

I felt incredibly overwhelmed, so I decided then and there, I’d be spending my weekend knocking out a pretty monumental to-do list.

I’m having a friend over for Thanksgiving this year, so I started making a grocery list of all the things I’d need — and I wanted to make sure we had a few extra goodies. It’s my friend’s FIRST time in Austin, so we’re going to do it big.

And the occasion calls for some stellar margaritas. So, I looked to one of my favorite cocktail-recipe-creators, Lauren Ariza. Sure enough, she’d whipped up some jalapeno simple syrup for homemade margaritas.

So, I did the same. It just takes two jalapenos roughly chopped (it’s your choice to remove the seeds and guts, I kept half for some spice), 1/3 cup of sugar, and a cup of water. Simmer in a pot until sugar is completely dissolved. Blend in a food processor, and strain, if desired.


So for the margarita, I use:

  • Silver tequila
  • Splash of jalapeno simple syrup
  • Squeeze of lime
  • Top with lime La Croix (or any lime soda)


I also cooked up homemade enchiladas to get me through the week, using The Pioneer Woman’s recipe. It’s delicious!

What else did I knock out?

  • Laundry
  • A trip to Lowe’s (there’s now a balcony full of plants)
  • Grocery shopping
  • Hung any remaining photos on the walls
  • Cleaned kitchen and bathroom

I also worked a ton on a new project I’ve been quiet about: I’m putting my blog class completely online. So, if you’ve ever wanted to learn how to blog, how to promote and blog and make money from it, or tips on using social media with your blog, then it’s the course for you!

I’ll keep you posted on my progress, but it should be completed within the next few weeks — I’m recording all of the lectures right now. I’m really excited to unveil it!

I hope your weekend was a good way to lead into your week!

How Starbucks broke my heart.

Done with Starbucks.

Done with Starbucks.

This has nothing to do with cups. It doesn’t even have anything to do with what’s inside the cups.

Let me start by telling you just how much I used to love Starbucks.

It was a lot.

As I type this, I’m sipping coffee from a Starbucks mug. In fact, when I made my coffee this morning, and reached for a clean mug, I realized that more than half of the mugs I have in my apartment are from Starbucks. There are even tumblers and travel mugs, too.

Books from the Starbucks’ CEO are on my shelves. I have a Starbucks gold card with my name printed on it that I earned in 2010 after many years of soy lattes. It’s been a staple of my life for many, many years.

It’s not necessarily because of the delicious way they press a machiatto, or their addictive hot chocolate. It’s that, plus a lot of other things I once loved about the coffee giant. I loved the atmosphere. The culture.

I hated it when people would bash Starbucks for selling CDs or having special terms for their sizes — all of that boiled down to the culture of Starbucks. The fact that it was based on that feeling you get when you’re in a fine coffee house in Europe and all the little things add up to this one, giant feeling of pure perfection.

And there was this other thing about the culture; the fact that the money I spent on delicious coffee was going to other good things like great benefits for the employees, and fair wages for the farmers who nurtured the beloved coffee beans from around the globe (Starbucks is 100% ethically sourced).

A few years ago, I had the pleasure of seeing Blake MyCoskie, the founder of Toms Shoes, speak on how he created his business. He said when Toms Shoes began, he realized just how much people love to buy something if they know that their purchase makes them a part of something great.

That’s how I felt about Starbucks. It really pissed me off when people would bitch about the price of coffee at Starbucks — we weren’t paying for just the brand, we were paying for those benefits, fair wages, and that moment you get when you get that first sip of the peppermint mocha.

After all, I can chose to spend my money on whatever I please. And the same people complaining about overpriced coffee and anti-Christmas cups are the same people who shop at Wal-Mart (known for its low wages and poor working conditions) and eat at Chik-fil-a (right-winged, anti-gay). Two companies I gave up years ago.

Even Toms Shoes is aligned with right-wing activist groups (although MyCoskie has issued an apology for it), and even Starbucks has it’s problems.

Last week, a friend told me Starbucks’ products were full of GMOs, and not only that, but they donated $70 million to fight GMO-labeling laws.

Umm, what?

My quest to be healthier started about four years ago, with regular fitness, detox, and healthy eating. I’ll admit, I haven’t always bought the organic craze, and I understand how difficult it is for companies to migrate from using GMOs — they are everywhere. Thanks, Monsanto.

Not familiar with GMOs? GMO stands for Genetically Modified Organism, and they are created when the DNA from other plants, animals, and bacteria are injected into cells of another group, say, a plant seed. That seed then can grow despite being sprayed with pesticide, poison, or whatever. GMOs weren’t around at the dawn of time, so it adversely affects those who eat them — humans and animals alike. Here’s a good article on the basics of GMOs.

So, Starbucks is a part of the Grocer’s Manufacturer’s Association (GMA), along with several other giants like Coca-Cola, Clorox, Proctor & Gamble, etc. And the GMA is supporting anti-GMO-labeling laws. These laws make it okay for companies to NOT mention that their products are chock-full of GMOs.

Starbucks claims that forcing a company to put something on their label affects their first amendment to free speech.

Oh, Starbucks, you sneaky little bitch! You KNOW how much free speech means to me! But I also believe I have a right to know what’s in the food I eat. And the latter of those beliefs has an effect on my health, and perhaps, on my life.

There are two main things that bother me about Starbucks going arm-in-arm with Monsanto (home of GMO pesticide, complete with government ties):

  1. I was tricked. This entire time, I thought Starbucks was a GREAT company. And to make matters worse, even Starbucks is saying all of these GMO-labeling accusations are false, that it’s the GMA fighting the fight. No, Starbucks, no. You don’t get to play that game. If you’re guilty, fess up.
  2. I have no control where my money goes. For years, I thought my money was supporting the causes I care about, only to find out that it’s been going to support Monsanto.

When the Chik-fil-a fiasco happened, a former coworker told me that she would never boycott a company just because of the founder’s beliefs or what they supported — “There’d be nowhere to go,” she said.

I disagree. There ARE companies out there that do good; that believe the same things I believe. And it’s my right to spend my money where I choose. If we don’t stand for something, what are we living for? Honestly.

And if I’m being honest, I will say that the whole part of using GMO milk and selling baked goods sprinkled with poison, bothers me LESS than the whole $70 million to support anti-GMO-labeling.

When I go into a store, I can make a choice as to buy an organic chicken that’s eaten a GMO-free diet. Or, I can get the cheap shit. That is my choice. I can even still go to Starbucks and get a plain coffee with a splash of coconut milk and I can walk out GMO-free. But that sale goes to support something terrible. And I just cannot live with that.

So, I’m in the process of finding a new coffee shop to love. One that serves delicious drinks, and doesn’t support GMOs.

It’s minimal, but in addition to boycotting Starbucks, I’ve signed a petition in hopes that one day, Starbucks can make the switch and support GMO-labeling. You can sign it, too!

Want more info on Monsanto, GMOs, the GMA, and where to find a decent coffee shop? Here you go:

The day is FINALLY here…

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Today is the day that Beliebers and One Directioners can rejoice —  as Justin Bieber AND One Direction released their NEW albums at midnight! Today may as well be Christmas, because we’ve (and by me, I mean all of us) been waiting for this day FOR-EV-ER.

And okay, so there may be a little friendly rivalry going on here; I mean why did the guys both announce today as their album day?

While I’m a Belieber thru and thru, I will admit that “Perfect” song from One Direction is pretty damn good.

But, I don’t want to leave the Directioners out of today’s excitement, so I asked my friend Sheena to represent for all of the 1D fans out there. And to celebrate in today’s joy, we’ve both written letters to our favorite guys, but the catch? We wrote the letters using ONLY lyrics from their songs.

So, Sheena used 1D lyrics and I used Bieber lyrics. I mean, WHY are we single?

Alright, so let’s do this y’all.

Dear Justin, 

You’re all that matters to me; you got me oh, so, in a trance. I ain’t worried about nobody else — you make me complete. Nothing can make me feel like you do; nothing else really matters. 

Don’t tell me you’re my heart breaker. I want to wake up in the morning under you, and only you. You got me stuck like crazy glue, but you can’t fly unless you let yourself fall. All I need is one love, one heart, and we will never ever be apart. 

You make my life complete. 



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Dear One Direction,

I might never be the hand you put your heart in, keep getting the feeling you wanna leave this all behind.  I know you’re saying you don’t wanna hurt me, but it’s inevitable everything that’s good comes to an end.  All I ever wanted was the truth, I thought we were holding on; you stood by me, when no one else was ever behind me. We always find a way to make it out alive, but I’ve got something missing tonight. It’s impossible to know if after this we can still be friends, I know there’s nothing I can do to change it. How many nights does it take to count the stars? That’s the time it would take to fix my heart. All I know at the end of the day, if this is it then at least we could end it right: let me love you goodbye.  



Celeb Crush: Colin Jost.

capture-colin-k-jostIf you were ever worried that I’d run out of celebrity crushes, fear not my friends.

Lately, I’ve noticed that I go through crushes pretty quick. My crushes in real life never like me back, so it leaves me to the only alternative: loading up on celeb crushes and hoping one day ONE of these guys will bump into me on the street, fall madly in love with me, and we’ll live happily ever after.

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, my new celeb crush (as of last Saturday) is comedian Colin Jost. He does the Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live, and he looks super delish while he does it.

His birthday is really close to mine, so naturally, I’m convinced we were meant to be.

He went to HARVARD (sweating), and started as a writer on SNL, and worked his way up for ten years before taking the co-anchor position on Weekend Update.

He also does standup and has been nominated for five Emmy Awards.


Now, not to take away from Mr. Jost, but in other celeb crush news, tomorrow is a pretty MASSIVE day for Bieber fans, as well as One Direction fans, as both Bieber and One Direction are releasing their new albums… and we’ve all been waiting very anxiously for them.

Don’t worry, The Bitter Lemon will NOT be missing out on the action and I’ll have something really fun right here in celebration of this monumental event.

Don’t miss it! Until then, I’ll be messing around with my Google Cardboard. Know of any cool apps for it? Let me know!

First comes marriage, then divorce?

Welcome to Splitsville.

Welcome to Splitsville.

It has been reported that nearly half (42 percent) of all marriages that end in divorce, end within 10 years, according to the Office for National Statistics.

Given that I’m 30, and most of the people I know have been married for five years, shit is starting to crumble.

Right now, I can think of at least four people who’ve already been divorced. And if the math is correct, we’re not out of the woods yet.

I’ve been through several bad breakups, but I’m certain they don’t compare to what it feels like to get divorced.

While I may have fantasized about what it would be like to get married and be together forever, there is no paperwork, assets, or attorneys when a breakup happens.

Of course, I wish divorce didn’t happen. My parents divorced after 17 years of marriage and I’m still getting over it.

But, I also understand that things don’t work out, people change, and personal happiness is important.

And I also know that not everyone will get a divorce, but I certainly wish people would pump the breaks a little before walking down the aisle. Can we at least agree that getting married before age 26 is a giant mistake?

There are a ton of factors that go into all of the statistics we see on divorce: education level, age, lifestyle, occupational factors, etc. So, solving one problem won’t end divorce for everyone.

And sometimes, things just don’t workout.

In the last year, studies have shown that people are actually waiting longer to get married than ever before.

Why? Because more people (mostly women) are going to college, and lots of them are focusing on their careers and finances before tying the knot.


Results from the Census showed that fear may also be a factor, given that so many millenials are products of divorce.

Delaying marriage often results in making a wiser choice when it comes to a mate — though divorce is not out-of-the-question.

Two men I’ve dated were divorced; and it’s not something that bothers me. In both cases, there were children involved, so the ex-wives were also present at times.

I’m cool with it, although I know it’s difficult for many people to cope with.

I think it all depends on the reason for the divorce. Was there infidelity? Was there abuse? Did it just crumble? Who’s fault was it (…kidding. Kind of.)?

When I think about the people I know going through a divorce, my heart breaks for them.

Some of them are happier now, and some of them are still dealing.

I know that at 25, I was in no shape to get married — even though I thought I was. I had a limited view of marriage, and failed to see it as a true partnership.

I’m a completely different person now, and I’m definitely looking for something different when it comes to a relationship.

But, I also looked way better at 25, had more energy, and much more patience when it came to dating.

There are times I wonder if I missed my window for marriage. Today, my potential partner will have to deal with my spreading thighs, stress-induced OCD, and increasing need for sleep.

On the other hand, I’m not dead yet. And the same goes for my divorced friends.

Sure, it certainly sucks to get divorced young, but wouldn’t it suck harder to get divorced in 20 years?

I don’t know about you, but I’d rather know now that something is going to fail, instead of later.

Now is the time to cut your losses, and put you first, and perhaps, before we’re all too old, we’ll find the missing piece we were meant to be with all along.

Pic of the Week.

Shot glass shelves.

Shot glass shelves.

Well, I realize that for a ‘Pic of the Week,’ this is a pretty subpar photo. I was too lazy to get on the ladder, and to be honest, I’m terrified of that damn ladder.

But! I’m pretty proud of this little project I accomplished, so there it is. Assembled shelves that are now home to my tacky shot glass collection.

I got the shelves from Ikea — I think they were a whopping $4 each — and they were really easy to put together. Although, I about fainted when I saw the back was VERY similar to the back to that invisible shelf I attempted to hang awhile back.

However, I got a little smarter this time ’round, and dropped dabs of paint where the nails should go, so when I held the shelves up to the wall, I marked the walls in the perfect spot. It worked and I hung the shelves in under five minutes. Voila!

Two shelves were enough to house my current collection, but I have a third one for the ones to come.

I started my collection many years ago, because I love looking at tacky souvenirs. Shot glasses were an easy thing to start collecting, because well, I love taking shots, and they are inexpensive, and every souvenir shop is bound to have them.

I realize at my age, a shot glass collection is probably inappropriate, but I’ve never been one to worry about things like that. So, there it is, my tacky shot glass collection right in my living room!

Meanwhile, I signed up to take a six week dance series class — ‘Six Weeks to Sexy’ in which we learn a dance over a six-week period, and the dance is in high heels and it’s to The Weeknd! YAASSSSSS!!

I’m so, so excited to have some fun with this one. We had our first class last night and it was packed full of women who were ready to rock out in their stilettos… it was a blast! I’ll definitely be posting some video the more I learn.

What’s on my DVR?

This is NOT my DVR.

This is NOT my DVR.

For some reason, I feel like I’ve done a pretty good job of hiding the fact that I’m a TV junkie… not sure HOW I was able to hide it (hell, maybe I haven’t), but I’m here to assure you, it’s true. I’m a TV junkie.

I’d love to tell you that hey, it’s fall, and it’s getting chilly out, and the TV is really good right now, but let’s face facts: I watch loads of TV all the time. All year ’round, you can count on me to be parked in front of the TV watching shit that’s rotting my brain. K?

Now that we’ve got that cleared up, let’s get right to it and snoop through my DVR. Wanna know a fun fact? I just got DVR for the first time two months ago! When I lived in Baton Rouge, my basic cable (completely basic) bill was $85/month. I refused to pay more, even by a dime, so I skipped out on hi-def, specialty channels, and DVR.

When I moved to Austin, I really wanted to spoil myself, and since my rent is cheaper, and I got a shiny new job, I splurged on my cable package. I use AT&T U-Verse, and not to sell you on it, but when I joined I got three months free of HBO, a six-month new customer discount, and a $100 Visa gift card just for joining!

Even after all the specials are over, I’m left with more than 300 channels, plus the HBO package, and DVR on both my TVs for a little more than $100/month. It’s a great deal (and if you’re considering it, you can use my code here to get deals and an extra $25 gift card) — just saying.

To make things even BETTER, I downloaded the AT&T U-Verse app on my phone, which means I can schedule things to record while I’m not at home, and you can even use your phone as a remote, because… who doesn’t lose the remote from time to time?

Now, I’ve got 160 hours to use on my DVR, so I record everything. Here’s what’s on my DVR right this moment:

  • LA Ink — The adventure of Kat Von D and her tattoo shop, High Voltage in Los Angeles. This show used to be on TLC, but now it’s on the Spanish Channel, I think Nuvo. The funny thing about this is that, all the episodes are super old. But it’s still great TV; tattoos, dating, LA… I love it.
  • Manzo’d With Children — I whish Caroline Manzo was still a part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, but she’s not, so this is where we have to see her… not to mention her hot son, Albie.
  • Oprah: Where Are They Now? — I am not a fan of Oprah. But this show is pretty cool. It’s celebrities and people in the news that we haven’t heard of for a long time. There’s been Holly Madison, Columbine survivors, Danielle Staub, Tori Spelling, Dave Coulier, among many others. Each episode features 3-4 different people.
  • Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations — I feel like Anthony Bourdain and I are kindred spirits. He’s like this witty foodie who writes/does travel documentaries and analyzes shit until it’s dead. And then analyzes it again. I love it.
  • Project Runway — This season just had it’s season finale, but this is a show I’ve never missed, and I don’t plan on missing it anytime soon.
  • The Pioneer Woman — Who doesn’t love Ree Drummond and her amazing ranch home… and the fattening food she cooks without a care? Truthfully, I love that her recipes are simple and easy, yet really impressive. Plus, she’s sweet.
  • Scream Queens — I’m still not sold on this show, but I had to see what all the fuss was about.
  • CSI — One of my favorite shows ever, but I only watch the episodes with Grissom. Period.
  • The Real Girl’s Kitchen — Haylie Duff hosts a fun cooking show that features “real” food (not really sure what that means, but I will say there’s lots of celebrity guests and she’s got some pretty nifty kitchen tricks.
  • American Sniper — I’ve had this movie recorded for awhile, waiting for the emotional guts to actually watch it.
  • Deal or No Deal — I have a love/hate relationship with this show.
  • Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close — Again, waiting for that moment to watch this (I read the book and saw it in the theatre, but I just bawled).
  • DRONEX: The Hunt for El Chingon — I am a sucker for documentaries and this one sounded too great to pass up, “fearless journalists hunt down and interview the most wanted and dangerous drug lord in Mexico.” YES.
  • Vanderpump Rules — Who can resist the drama at Pump and Sur? Not me.
  • Apres Ski — This show just started, but it’s pretty good. Skiing vacations of the rich and hot? It’s kind of like “Below Deck” but for the mountains. Sign me up!
  • Workaholics — A recent favorite, the loose story of three dude-coworkers who also live together, and do dumb shit. Loves it.

Welp, now that I’ve clearly made my case… what are you watching on TV these days? And yeah, check out AT&T U-Verse if you’re looking to switch carriers!

Fresh Friday: Ageless.

A wonderful scent selection.

A wonderful scent selection.

Howdy! Whew, I’m SO happy it’s Friday! It’s been a crazy-busy week all around, and it flew by. It’s supposed to rain (again) in Austin this weekend, so if you’re following me on SnapChat (OrangeJulius7), be prepped for lots of couch-lounging-DVR-CSI-snaps, K?

I officially joined Dance Austin this week, so I can attempt to whip (and nae-nae) my ass back into shape. I took two classes this week, including “Twerk & Burn,” where there was lots of ass-shaking, booty-poppin’, and grinding thighs. It certainly burned, but it was hella fun.

Anyway, I’m bringing back “Fresh Friday” just for this week, because there was a new perfume in my Birchbox last month and I just love it — Ageless by Harvey Prince. It is a light scent constructed of citrus and mango, pomegranate and jasmine, with a touch of floral.

I love it!

In other news, I’m wearing a new blanket scarf today — I have always loved the ways these are styled but have never taken the plunge, until now.

So, I had to do some Googling before walking out the door this morning. And here’s a handy guide I found on different ways to style the scarf, which I thought y’all might need as we approach the chilly weather.

I'm rocking the one on the right.

I’m rocking the one on the right.

I went for the “Bandana” look, but instead of tying it in the back, my scarf was long enough that I just brought the end pieces to the front and it shows all of the different layers, and colored plaid!

I hope y’all have a fantastic weekend — hit me up on social media and let me know what you’re up to! Otherwise, I’ll see you on Monday!

Budget beer tasting.

Yum is on the way!

Yum is on the way!

Fall is slowly starting to creep in, and no matter what the season, I’m always looking for fun ways to try new things, without hurting my wallet.

While I love wine, I think it’d be really fun to host a beer tasting at your home this season (or during any season, really)! It’s super easy, and your guests will love it.

Depending on how you want to host it, you can provide as much, or as little for your guests. Love to cook? Great! Or, host a potluck and everyone is in charge of a dish or an appetizer.

Want to provide all the drinks? Cool. But this can absolutely be a BYOB event, as long as people bring beer, and contribute it to the tasting.

When you go to Trader Joe’s, Whole Foods, or any specialty grocery store, they’ll often let you build a six-pack, so you could get a ton of different beer without having to buy several cases (not that it wouldn’t get consumed, I’m sure).

Provide enough glasses or cups for your guests to taste the beers, and you can even download and print beer tasting scorecards for each guest (get them right here).

Food ideas:

As for the actual beer tasting portion of the evening, it can be as formal or informal as you wish. A proper beer taste is 4 ounces, and is poured into a flat cup (no tilting to avoid foam). Swirl the glass before smelling and sipping, and a bucket for your guests to dump unwanted beer would be appreciated (even though I’m sure ALL the beer will be delicious).

This, of course, could be a wine-tasting, or any type of tasting, depending on your guests and your taste. The thing I love about tastings, is that it gives you something to talk about with people you may not know, and there’s no wrong answer — if you taste the beer and it’s chocolately, then it’s chocolatey!

While the beer and food will probably be plenty of fun, feel free to add to your night with games or trivia. And of course, don’t let your guests drink and drive. Feel free to use my Uber code for a free ride: hollyp1093ue

It’s fall, y’all — cheers!


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